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[12 Dec 2008|10:14am] |
Haha, just spent, like, an hour and a half being kicked around departments until my phone died.
Ilu, Telstra!
-___-
Also, um, hi eljay? I still love you.
Jazra: Your Dexter is downloading but... not. BUT I'LL SORT IT OUT, OH I WILL.
Stupid uTorrent. :(((((
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[01 Nov 2008|12:17pm] |
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I could really use a fucking hug.
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[02 Sep 2008|06:22pm] |
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Ahahahahahaha! Oh, boy.
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[09 May 2008|10:40pm] |
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EVERYTHING'S GOING SO WELL.
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[27 Apr 2008|11:50pm] |
pullhair rubeye said:
i mentioned stillbirth and in the same breath i told my mum to go get food
Etan said:
Delicious stillbirth.
Etan said:
Now go measure your penis.
pullhair rubeye says:
OH OKAY
pullhair rubeye says:
yeah nah
pullhair rubeye says:
dont have a ruler in here even if i wanted to
Etan says:
My excuse was better.
Etan says:
Something to the effect of "Pfft, too busy."
pullhair rubeye says:
to measure...your penis
pullhair rubeye says:
that...you have
Etan says:
I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt says:
i dont ask you to measure your umm
I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt says:
vagina
Etan says:
I'm not really sure how I'd do that.
I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt says:
make a mould of it and work out the volume
Etan says:
That's crazy.
Etan says:
I don't have that much time.
pullhair rubeye says:
you'd have to get aroused to measure it to its full extent too
Etan says:
Oh yeah.
pullhair rubeye says:
or make a mould. lol vagmould
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[29 Mar 2008|10:31pm] |
"So like, you know how I told you to wipe this sink down?"
"Is women's work."
- //OMGZC00NORZ! This ones for all the suckers who still believe in love. 13/12 Jordilulz says:
I ate ham earlier, TERRIBLE HAM.
Etan says:
WE HAVE GOOD HAM.
- //OMGZC00NORZ! This ones for all the suckers who still believe in love. 13/12 Jordilulz says:
It was that shitty low-salt ham.
Etan says:
COME BUY HAM FROM ME.
Etan says:
BABY YOU CAN BUY MY HAM!
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[26 Mar 2008|07:03pm] |
( So, past few weeks... )
GUYS I'M OUT OF CONTROL.
My bank account is like a hundred bucks away from 4 figures though so I'm doing SOMETHING right.
ASSIGNMENT STATUS: STILL NOT DONE.
Psh, like 30 hours to go, who caresss.
lolol caress
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[23 Mar 2008|10:43pm] |
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Crushes are awful.
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[14 Mar 2008|06:09pm] |
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So. MEME TIEM.
Opening Credits: Bad Reputation - Halfcocked
Waking Up: Stackhat - The Red Paintings
First Day At School: Dark Heart News - Aesop Rock
Falling In Love: Malchik Gay - t.A.T.u.
Breaking Up: Poor Jack - Danny Elfman
Prom/Formal: Cradle to the Grave - A New Breed of Monkey
Life's Ok: I'm Not Sorry - The Pigeon Detectives
Mental Breakdown: I Am the Walrus - The Beatles
Driving: High Rise - Ladytron
Flashback: Smapples - Liger
Getting Back Together: Apocalypse Pocket Edition - We Yes You No
Wedding Scene: Under Pressure - Keane
Birth of Child: Making Me Money - Jacknife Lee
Final Battle: Springtime Can Kill You - Jolie Holland
Death Scene: Heat Dies Down - Kaiser Chiefs
Funeral Song: Inside Out - W.I.T.
End Credits: Am I Not Right - Tarkio
NOW IN MOTHERFUCKING PLAYLIST EDITION:
Also, Deb bought an N95.
Dumb whore.
And I bought a 6300. Arrives Monday n'stuff.
She's completely fucking retarded but, so I plan to just swap phones with her during the night.
She approves of this plan, because she has no idea wtf she's doing and wants something *simpler*.
Pick up new ipod on Tuesday n'stuff.
Hahahaha, aids.
THIS WAS A REALLY LONG POST.
CUTS ARE 4 EMOS.
OH OH, AND JAZRA;
YOUR DAD IS A PENIS.
THAT IS ALL.
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[10 Mar 2008|10:37pm] |
Oh, lying down on the floor
Like a crispy noodle cup boy
Dreaming that you were once the child of a wolf
With your paper arms and wrists
I worshipped you, I needed you
With your see-through scorpion underbelly and your tiny little claws
Hammering away at the pigeons eyebrow
Climbing up your head as if were an elaborate child's climbing frame
Oh, ladders to the moon with your cardboard pastry
Paisley silver eyes
And value of your structured silhouette
Creeping around like a Chinese Cadbury wolf
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[09 Mar 2008|12:48pm] |
OH OH AND.
DEAR PUBLIC HOLIDAY:
PLEASE FUCK AWF.
Ring meeee, insurance company. :(
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[29 Jan 2008|12:30pm] |
Pidgin is nawt my friend.
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[27 Jan 2008|03:12pm] |
Trevis doesn't have sex with dogs.
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[25 Jan 2008|04:25pm] |
My total fluke today proves that God exists.
OMG WUT.
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[04 Jan 2008|12:57am] |
CELEEEEEEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON.
LET'S CELEBRATE.
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[02 Jan 2008|12:17am] |
I feel fucking DEAD.
lolol Dead Rising.
"OH WOW I CAN SPIT!" *bashes woman with propane tank*
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[01 Jan 2008|02:31pm] |
Wtf Jazra way to post on my eljay. :<
It totes said erotic, kay?
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